It's <%= DateTime.current.to_time.strftime("%B %d %l:%M %p") %> and the doors are <%= @status[:unlocked] ? "open" : "not open" %> !

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@willbradley programmed me to let y'all know, just in case. If this is annoying or broken or awesome, let him know.